The Heartbreak Season

There’s something about January which I can’t get. It is the month in which I have seen the most number of heartbreaks taking place….maybe it’s the chill in the weather….maybe something else. In the last week I came to know about the breakup of two of my very close friends….both of them really worshipped their respective gfs but it didn’t work out. I don’t know what exactly went wrong but guys cheer up……it maybe the best thing that could have happened to you in a long time…..just kidding. I know that it hurts badly and it’s not easy to move on but we all have to move on……so guys and gals of the world here are some tips which might help you out when you need a move on:

1) Get “Total” Closure: I heard about total closure for the first time while watching “FRIENDS”. It basically means stop talking to that person…..destroy all the things that are in someway remind you of the person who broke your heart. Ask your friends not to mention that person in front of you etc etc on the same lines. If you achieve this feat you will be able to move on much easily.

2) Get the “ANGER” out of the way asap: When someone breaks your heart the first feeling is of dejection which soon becomes anger…..shout at that person when he/she gives you a call the next time….tell them where they can go and stuff. Once you let it out its feels very light inside…..but there maybe side-effects. You may feel that you were excessively rude to that person but let that not affect you. And it’s better if you do that asap.

3) Paint the town RED: You won’t be in the mood to party after such a mess but then also go out with your best buds. Go partying, bowling, drinking whatever helps you out to cheer up….give your friends all the time which you couldn’t when you were going out. Plan a trip…..get out of the setting which you have being living in.

4) Say “NO” to all mushy things: Say no to everything which is romantic for some time. No romantic movies, no romantic novels nothing. Stay away from mushy things and you will be just fine.

5) Listen to the right kind of “MUSIC”: Do not listen to Bryan Adams or any boy bands for that matter……no “please forgive me” or “everything I do”. Listen to some good old rock music or alternate rock. My personal favorites are “Die Die, My Darling” by Mettalica and “She Fu**ing hates me” by Puddle of Mudd.

6) Don’t live in “FALSE” hope: don’t live in false hope….don’t have the notion that the other person will come back to you. Even if it happens it happens rarely….but who’s to say that person won’t do the same thing all over again. So be very careful when that person comes back to you asking you to take them back….take your time and make your decision….but whatever happens don’t give yourself false hope.

7) Get a good “SOUNDBOARD”: Soundboard refers to a person who will listen to you when you pour your heart out about all the things which went wrong….but under no condition become “whinny” because even the best Soundboard has its limits.

Being single is fun……but people will argue that being “committed” is also not bad. I am not going to take a call on that. I have seen both sides of the coin but still I can ‘t decide. If you have just become single life has given you a chance to again enjoy all the delights of the world. And if you are committed keep your head high because you got something going for you.

The committed guys should just say “Anything for you, Ma’am” so that they may have to never follow any of the above mentioned ridiculous tips about how to move on. It’s up to you how to move on and no one can help you out until you yourself want to move on…..
P.S: There was heartbreak for Roger Federer also in the Australian Open final. Nadal again beat him and Fedex cried. I just hope Federer can put this behind him and beat Nadal in the upcoming Grand Slams. Also there was heartbreak for “CHELSEA” fans (I am specifically referring to Alok and Manan here)……Guys the truth is “CHELSEA SUCKS” so we can’t really count that one as a heartbreak.